O Come All Ye B&A lovers who are fed up with the torturous whims of the Evil One: Joss Whedon. In this series Harpy gets into the holiday spirit with a sick & twisted take on A Christmas Carol, putting the man we all both love and hate in the Scrooge role. It is also a wonderful homage to many of the B&A erotic fanfic writers on the web.

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Note from Harpy: Joss Whedon is an actual person and this fic in no way indicates that I wish him any true physical harm; the harm is strictly metaphorical in nature. Without Joss BTVS would not exist. The characters he has created belong strictly to him, the WB an all the associated corporate entities, I am merely borrowing them for this fanfic. I truly wish the show and all it’s creators the very best. This is a vent.

Thanks go to Lex and Tam, creators of the JMB and strict upholders of the undeniable truth that Buffy and Angel belong together.